Curriculum Vitae

I was born in 2001. I spent my entire childhood unaware that the Internet was a real thing.
I joined the World Wide Web in 2011 with a Nintendo DSi and my neighbor's unprotected, rudimental Wi-Fi modem.
Here's some of my achievements so far.

- world's slowest Wi-Fi ever (boasting a whopping average of 300kbps on clear days, 8kbps or straight up none when it rains);
- highest number of actually fulfilled prophecies;
- ~540 four-leaf clovers found;
- ~15-20 five-leaf clovers found;
- failed to learn 4 languages in a row;
- ate an entire pizza once;
- highest number of "told you so"s said/thought;
- made an awesome plasticine figure of Garfield for my friend's birthday;
- still alive in 2023.

Click right here if you want to contact me.

More random pages:
* MySpace survey: spawn of boredom.

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